phils brain having a nap when it gets stressed is a phat mood
phils brain having a nap when it gets stressed is a phat mood
Can you actually believe that next year they will have been together for a decade. A DECADE. These two nerds who had major crushes on each other and skyped for 6 hours and longer, who awkwardly talked about the new Muse album when Dan first approached Phil to somehow keep a conversation going and befriend him, who probably thought “God, it’s really working, he does like me” after having watched Phil’s videos, after having admired him for over a year. After having tweeted him “I think I have a crush on you”. These two nerds who got super flustered and nervous when Dan stepped out of the train in Manchester and then, on the same day, he was like “Fuck it, life’s too short” and went all in, in the most disgustingly romantic way possible on a fucking Ferris wheel.
And next year it’s gonna be a decade of that fairytale bullshit. Gross. And by gross I mean beautiful.
travel. your money will return. your time won’t.
(via imawitchywitch)
Me: “I don’t need sex”
My hormones: “first of all .. you’re horny asf, stop lying”
(via burgertv)
bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*
(via done)
technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,
I want a new character
Then make one.
“Then make one” has the same energy as “then perish” but like. Opposite. Same and opposite.
(via forgave)
plankton built his computer wife so he’s also the one who programmed her personality. plankton made a wife who would belittle and mock him. plankton has a humiliation fetish
(via stability)
